Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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