Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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