The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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