someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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