First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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