I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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