The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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