dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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