There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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