you traded sex for a burrito?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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