My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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