mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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