Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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