guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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