Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
As shirtless as possible
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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