His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize