So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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