do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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