I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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