Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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