So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you win again, gameday.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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