Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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