I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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