well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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