East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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