And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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