So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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