My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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