Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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