when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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