is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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