Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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