The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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