i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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