we have officially lost it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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