I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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