just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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