why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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