You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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