it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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