So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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