Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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