I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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