im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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