They should really pass out barf bags in church
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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