just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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