OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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