Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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