the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
are you so shy because you have an std?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I would ride that face into the sunset
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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