Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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